Lurking in the Brazilian rainforests...
awaits a terrifying eight-legged creature...
a spider with such terrible venom...
it gives you a massive hard-on that lasts for hours!
http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/070501_spider_venom.html
What if Spiderman would have been bitten by this guy. I suppose he'd have an entirely different set of powers...
Seriously, though. I'm sure there are many men impatiently awaiting the commercial development of this discovery. I hear the new drug will be given the scientific name "mycoxafailin."
Dr. Hardstan
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Dr. Hardstan???
Well...you know...as opposed to Dr. Softstan who might be in need of some of that Brazilian spider venom. I've got all the special powers I need.
Of course, maybe in 40 years the story might be different. It's good to have a backup plan!
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